Frog in hailstone

I love posts where the comments surpass the original post in humor.
On the Reddit boards a user named Sordidkitteh posted a picture of a hailstone with a frog in the middle of it.

Another user, named Ploddle asked "How" and a third user, ForgettableUsername answered, starting a string of comments from various other users that had me laughing to tears.

Here is the original picture:

[+]Ploddle 1507 points1508 points1509 points 3 days ago (744 children)

Ploddle 

HOW?

[+]ForgettableUsername 2563 points2564 points2565 points 2 days ago (674 children)

ForgettableUsername

This is actually a pretty well-understood phenomenon.

Small droplets of supercooled water freeze when they come into contact with airborne frogs within a cumulonimbus cloud. Due to the strong updrafts within the cloud, the hailstone may be subject to multiple ascents and descents through high humidity layers, each causing more supercooled water to freeze onto the surface of the frog, giving the hailstone its distinctive layered look. Eventually, the added weight from the layers of frozen water cause the frog to become too heavy for the vertical updraft to support, and it falls to the ground.

[+]VFAGB 2088 points2089 points2090 points 2 days ago (576 children)

VFAGB 

You've glossed over the whole "airborne frogs" part.

[+]ForgettableUsername 2484 points2485 points2486 points 2 days ago (548 children)

ForgettableUsername 

I'm sorry if I was unclear; I tend to get carried off on tangents.

The hailstone simply forms around the frog as it's in the air, causing it to fall out of the cloud. It's essentially the same way normal hail forms.

[+]Numlocks 2061 points2062 points2063 points 2 days ago (519 children)

Numlocks 

HOW DO FROGS GET IN THE SKY?

[+]ForgettableUsername 2467 points2468 points2469 points 2 days ago (495 children)

ForgettableUsername 

That's a bit like asking 'how do fish get into the Atlantic?' isn't it? Either they're born there or they migrate to it, depending on the species of frog and the time of year. I won't bore you with the details.

[+]SirFadakar 1821 points1822 points1823 points 2 days ago (451 children)

SirFadakar 

You're telling us frogs are born in or migrate to... the sky?

[+]ForgettableUsername 2445 points2446 points2447 points 2 days ago (417 children)

ForgettableUsername 

Well, yes, obviously. That's how biology works. You shouldn't need a herpetologist to tell you that if you observe a population of frogs in any given region, it stands to reason that either they are from that region or they migrated to it at some point.

[+]BleedingFish 1772 points1773 points1774 points 2 days ago (179 children)

BleedingFish 

i hate you

[+]ForgettableUsername 2015 points2016 points2017 points 2 days ago (172 children)

ForgettableUsername 

Oh really? I have the utmost respect for you, personally and professionally. But that's ok, you're entitled to your opinion.

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